Wound up getting infected.

In some states, that illustration would be considered shrimp porn. Sit on my thorax, and tell me that you love me…

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Didn’t see the Super Bowl, but caught this ad on YouTube. God Bless Abe Vigoda.

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A: The fact that it was filed under “Sports.”

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Seriously.

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Or, taking the piss out of 60 Minutes. I LOVE IT.

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Boy. This guy is never satisfied.

Sadly, I can relate. I’ve been waiting for a MacBook Air with some real power under the hood for like two years.

I have a feeling Apple may have screwed the pooch on this one. Hitler’s right — looks like the iPad is everything I hate about my iPhone, only bigger. The name even came pre-parodied courtesy of Mad TV:

And Jobs looked like a goof holding it, as if he’d been shrunken to half his size by Professor Frink’s Debigulator, and then had to do a presentation holding a regular iPhone. It’s amazing how far off the rails Apple’s engineers went while Jobs was on injured reserve. Early prediction: iPad = Newton. Three little words: Eat up Martha.

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Makes me pine for the quiet dignity of Ted Koppel’s hair.

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Speaking of Texas…

Looks like a bald raccoon to me. But I’ve never seen one driving a golf cart before.

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Never rub another man's rhubarb.

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For Tuesday, January 19, 2010.

Confidential to MC in MA.

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