Cutter Creative http://cuttercreative.com A 4-oz. filet of copywriting drizzled with a photography reduction. Served with your choice of potato. Sun, 14 Feb 2010 19:51:45 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 I got a shrimp caught in my crick once… http://cuttercreative.com/2010/02/12/i-got-a-shrimp-caught-in-my-crick-once/ http://cuttercreative.com/2010/02/12/i-got-a-shrimp-caught-in-my-crick-once/#comments Fri, 12 Feb 2010 21:58:35 +0000 admin http://cuttercreative.com/?p=539

Wound up getting infected.

In some states, that illustration would be considered shrimp porn. Sit on my thorax, and tell me that you love me…

]]> http://cuttercreative.com/2010/02/12/i-got-a-shrimp-caught-in-my-crick-once/feed/ 0 Roughing The Fish http://cuttercreative.com/2010/02/08/roughing-the-vigoda/ http://cuttercreative.com/2010/02/08/roughing-the-vigoda/#comments Mon, 08 Feb 2010 18:00:46 +0000 admin http://cuttercreative.com/?p=505

Didn’t see the Super Bowl, but caught this ad on YouTube. God Bless Abe Vigoda.

]]> http://cuttercreative.com/2010/02/08/roughing-the-vigoda/feed/ 0 Q: What part of this do you find most strange? http://cuttercreative.com/2010/02/04/what-part-of-this-do-you-find-most-strange/ http://cuttercreative.com/2010/02/04/what-part-of-this-do-you-find-most-strange/#comments Fri, 05 Feb 2010 05:11:41 +0000 admin http://cuttercreative.com/?p=473

A: The fact that it was filed under “Sports.”

]]> http://cuttercreative.com/2010/02/04/what-part-of-this-do-you-find-most-strange/feed/ 0 Steal This Book http://cuttercreative.com/2010/02/03/steal-this-book/ http://cuttercreative.com/2010/02/03/steal-this-book/#comments Thu, 04 Feb 2010 02:37:47 +0000 admin http://cuttercreative.com/?p=463

Seriously.

]]> http://cuttercreative.com/2010/02/03/steal-this-book/feed/ 0 How To Report The News http://cuttercreative.com/2010/01/28/how-to-report-the-news/ http://cuttercreative.com/2010/01/28/how-to-report-the-news/#comments Fri, 29 Jan 2010 01:45:10 +0000 admin http://cuttercreative.com/?p=449

Or, taking the piss out of 60 Minutes. I LOVE IT.

]]> http://cuttercreative.com/2010/01/28/how-to-report-the-news/feed/ 0 “It sounds like a bleeping tampon!” http://cuttercreative.com/2010/01/28/it-sounds-like-a-bleeping-tampon/ http://cuttercreative.com/2010/01/28/it-sounds-like-a-bleeping-tampon/#comments Fri, 29 Jan 2010 01:27:24 +0000 admin http://cuttercreative.com/?p=444

Boy. This guy is never satisfied.

Sadly, I can relate. I’ve been waiting for a MacBook Air with some real power under the hood for like two years.

I have a feeling Apple may have screwed the pooch on this one. Hitler’s right — looks like the iPad is everything I hate about my iPhone, only bigger. The name even came pre-parodied courtesy of Mad TV:

And Jobs looked like a goof holding it, as if he’d been shrunken to half his size by Professor Frink’s Debigulator, and then had to do a presentation holding a regular iPhone. It’s amazing how far off the rails Apple’s engineers went while Jobs was on injured reserve. Early prediction: iPad = Newton. Three little words: Eat up Martha.

]]> http://cuttercreative.com/2010/01/28/it-sounds-like-a-bleeping-tampon/feed/ 0 Requiem For A Masturbating Bear http://cuttercreative.com/2010/01/23/requiem-for-a-masturbating-bear/ http://cuttercreative.com/2010/01/23/requiem-for-a-masturbating-bear/#comments Sun, 24 Jan 2010 06:35:11 +0000 admin http://cuttercreative.com/?p=387

Makes me pine for the quiet dignity of Ted Koppel’s hair.

]]> http://cuttercreative.com/2010/01/23/requiem-for-a-masturbating-bear/feed/ 0 “It’d been inbred way too many times, or something.” http://cuttercreative.com/2010/01/21/itd-been-inbed-too-many-times-or-something/ http://cuttercreative.com/2010/01/21/itd-been-inbed-too-many-times-or-something/#comments Thu, 21 Jan 2010 17:17:43 +0000 admin http://cuttercreative.com/?p=203

Speaking of Texas…

Looks like a bald raccoon to me. But I’ve never seen one driving a golf cart before.

]]> http://cuttercreative.com/2010/01/21/itd-been-inbed-too-many-times-or-something/feed/ 0 This Clown Needs An Enema http://cuttercreative.com/2010/01/19/this-clown-needs-an-enema/ http://cuttercreative.com/2010/01/19/this-clown-needs-an-enema/#comments Tue, 19 Jan 2010 07:04:00 +0000 admin http://cuttercreative.com/?p=125

Never rub another man's rhubarb.

]]> http://cuttercreative.com/2010/01/19/this-clown-needs-an-enema/feed/ 0 Your Quote Of The Day http://cuttercreative.com/2010/01/18/your-quote-of-the-day/ http://cuttercreative.com/2010/01/18/your-quote-of-the-day/#comments Tue, 19 Jan 2010 05:17:18 +0000 admin http://cuttercreative.com/?p=58

For Tuesday, January 19, 2010.

Confidential to MC in MA.

]]> http://cuttercreative.com/2010/01/18/your-quote-of-the-day/feed/ 0