Copywriting

So I’m a copywriter. But I really have no good explanation for it.

I mean that. I can’t really explain what I do. I tried once, and I puffed out a page of tripe concerning word choice and metaphor and meter and cadence and so on, but I got a cramp in my eye and gave up. Oh, the irony.

So why should you hire a writer who can’t properly explain himself?

Because words dance for me. Because I’m a roman candle of creative concepts. And because I know how to transform smart strategy into great creative.

Anyway, since I can’t explain what I do, maybe you should just check out my work in digital, print, broadcast and direct mail .

It’s really not terrible.