A 4-oz. filet of copywriting drizzled with a photography reduction. Served with your choice of potato.

My nose isn't really **that** big. Is it?

Hi there. Welcome to my site. Here, you’ll find an incomplete compendium of my work as a freelance copywriter and photographer.

If you like what you see, and you want to see more—or if, by some miracle, you actually want to hire me—feel free to shoot me an email. And be sure to check out my flog page, where advertising, media, music, movies, books, and other cultural miscarriages taste the sting of my linguistic lash.

Oh, and before you bother looking, you won’t find me on Facebook, LinkedIn, or BeautifulPeople.com. I’m really more of an anti-social media kind of guy. I don’t even tweet. Well, just that one time, in college. But Ragnar does.

That’s about it. Thanks for coming out, and I hope you enjoy the show.   –Bill Anderson